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Mirth!
03:21
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2. |
Denim Jacket
02:41
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3. |
Beef Soda
02:11
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Blessings
01:58
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Laugh
03:29
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ELEGY OF JOKES
Ever the businessman I am-
I'm the only one to blame.
When I opened an erectile dysfunction bar-
No one came.
When I made myself a salon
For celestial bodies to snip
How does the moon cut his hair...?
Eclipse.
Last night while making pasta
From the pan a fire sprayed-
But it only singed my hair.
A small price toupee.
And when I asked my dad
Why the fire was so fun-
Dad are we pyromaniacs?
He said- We Arson.
I found my wife was kinky-
In bed, her taste is wide.
She likes domination-
My hands are tied.
A visit to the doctor
He had bad news for me
I had to cut back on magnesium.
0mg.
My insurance doesn't cover
Anything more than a cough
So I had to get a cheap circumsision-
What a rip-off.
After taking a friend to the airport
A regular vall-et.
I asked for gas
And he farted on my wallet.
I was accused of plagarizing
My thesis line-by-line
Or so says my professor.
His words, not mine.
Now before I go-
I won't leave you in the lurch
Here's an unspoken rule of life.
[silence]
[CHORUS]
My life is a laugh
The saddest sort of clown
A lot like 6:30
I can only look down.
My life's a joke
I'm a sorry kind of sort
Like a line of cocaine
I'm only worth a snort
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Sleep Anxiety
02:19
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7. |
Pair of Docks
01:54
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Bog Frog
01:01
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Cave Man Poems
02:43
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10. |
Mirror Man
02:29
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11. |
Yer Bones
02:30
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