[Do you ever feel like your whole life is one meaningless joke? And do you ever feel like nothing you ever make will ever be appreciated? Like you're screaming your most personal thoughts into the void for no reason? And do you feel a pang of unimaginable shame and anguish when no one cares about something you've poured your entire soul into? Well I've got some bad news for you...] Everything you ever make Everything you ever do Everything you ever make Everything you ever do Every last one of your creations Won't make them give two shits about you All of your creations For now and forever All of your creations For now and forever You won't even have to show Two cents to rub together [Listen to this ukulele solo!] Even through my bad news Just listen if you would Even through my bad news I said listen, you really should Even though creating won't get you shit It feels reall really really Absolutely exceedingly terribly incredibly enormously immensely Partic'uly GOOD.

come in side i pro mise i won't hurt you ba by for i'm a fool for your love is what i crave, what i need inside my cave i need your lips, i need your kiss, i need your mouth that i do miss i can't live without you can't live within just come inside i'll show you everything my eyes glow my theeth grit c'mon inside it won't hurt a bit your route's bro ken on ly one way don't you wo rry come in side babe and you can see i mean no harm with my charm and you'll see you and me let it be baby please i love i need take my heed take a chance take my hands all my hands so many hands a hundred hands you're what i need let me feed -- come in side girl i'm not vi cious just got big teeth and you're delicious

[Verse 1] Nobody knows my true identity For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's Love child with Nosferatu We can't know but still we got to Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes But ancient caveman history shows We're all descended from The same evil alien slime [Chorus] And it's a pretty shade of grey It makes the woodwork eat away Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do) La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do) La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do) La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la [Break] [Verse 2] Somebody told me something interesting They told me the world is always tempesting 'Round and around again I've had enough of that pseudo-zen Somebody else was watching from afar Screwing it up like a broken VCR She thought that I was Very insincere because... [Chorus] I rolled my eyes a bit too much Am I really that out of touch? Why should I care about this? I'm not concerned with the things I miss La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do) La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do) La-la-la-la (Do do-do, do do-do, do do) La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Toki (hello) mi jan pona (i am good) mi olin e sina (i love you) ika, ni li ala lon (alas, that is not true) mi jan pi pona mute (i am a good person) lon pali? (yes?/right?) mi jan pi pona mute (i am a good person) ni li a mu musi (that's a laugh) Toki (hello) mi jan ala pona (i am not good) mi wile e sina (i miss you) ni ike pilin li lili pona (the pain is okay)

CHORUS: Sonic is here to stop his foes Will he do it? Only Yuji Naka knows Shadow won't quit until he's beat He's got Sonic on the retreat It's a battle raging down to its core Sonic's not the fastest any more He'll have to rely on his crew In Sonic The Adventure 2 CHORUS 2: Sonic was here and he stopped his foes Was it worth it? Only Yuji Naka knows Shadow's death was the price of success But I guess it's all for the best Sonic won't let it get him down Who knows what he'll do now? Sonic is the fastest thing alive So he secretly thinks it's good Shadow died 1. In an underground lab in the middle of the night The soldiers of GUN got a nasty ole fright Someone stole a piece of big green jewelry It's Eggman up to his tomfoolery! See, Eggman's egg got a big brainstorm To revive his grand-pappy's ultimate life-form A being shrouded in black and in red And his name is Shadow the Hed Dgehog. Brain's a fog, stand agog Cause Eggman's got a brand new bird-dog On a mission of revenge from a little blonde girl This motherfucker's gonna take over the world. 2. Eggman and Shadow make a pact To collect the emeralds to get back on track So Shadow performs a switcheroo With another hedgehog, colored blue. See the government's full of colorblind hacks Who can't quite tell blue from black So when Shadow runs and makes 'em eat turf They settle for the nearest anthropomorph Eggman teams up with a purple titty bat Who's a double-double agent or something like that And they tussle with Knuckles but they're out of luck Knuckles smashes the master emerald- What the fuck? So while Rouge and Knucks are off doing that Let's check in with our eponymous rat He rendezvous with his best buddy Tails Who breaks Sonic right out of jail And wouldn't you know it, Eggman's on TV Waving that mustache for the world to see He's got a new weapon to bring the world to ruin And he demonstrates by blowing up the moon! 3. Sonic and Shadow meet in some trees And contemplate the nature of authenticity "You're a big faker!" "That's not even true." "Give me the emeralds" "I should say that to you." But the duo's debate about philosophy Is put on hold, because you see They have to go to space to board the ARK Where Eggman's weapon happens to be parked Tails has a scheme but it fails pretty quick Because of Eggman's nasty tricks But when the ovoid man fires ARK's big gun There's one little problem that ruins his fun See Eggman's grand-pappy had a big ole feud With the government who were being rude So instead of being a big fat weapon ARK is just going to fall from heaven Sonic turns to Shadow in his hour of need And implores his black partner in speed "We've got to power up and save the day!" And Shadow just shrugs and says "Okay" 4. So Sonic and Shadow team up for the fix And there's also an orange lizard in the mix But they kick its ass in their cool gold forms And now they're friends who can weather any storm! Also Knuckles does something to contribute But I guess that point is pretty moot The ARK is saved, Eggman is apprehended This story looks about to be ended But look- Oh shit, Shadow is out of juice Looks like his edginess couldn't handle a truce His weak withered body is about to be dust In his final moments, forging a hedgehog trust He gazes deep into Sonic's eyes And as the black hedgehog starts to die He says "I'm so glad, Sonic, that I met you," "This was my, Sonic Adventure too."